You know you’re getting old when…

In honor of my half-birthday- you know you’re getting old when:

1. You start going to bed before 10pm so you can get your “full 8 hours”
2. A vacuum is at the top of your Christmas list
3. You start referencing/judging the youth– “kids this days” or “it’s their generation”
4. Paying your bills and working overtime are pluses
5. You miss your parents regularly
6. You dream about time with your loved ones instead of Spring Break in Mexico
7. You actually get hangovers
8. You no longer have a place to crash when you head back to college for a football game
9. Others refer to you as “miss” or “mr.”
10. You actually care about the feng shui of your apartment

What do you have to add?

My roommate and I (24 year olds acting like 12 year olds). You have to run through a fountain every once in awhile right?

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